What colour do you think it is? I’m going to go with white for the shaft and green for the knob. Any thoughts?

What colour do you think it is? I’m going to go with white for the shaft and green for the knob. Any thoughts?

Well assistant-manager Jairon, if that is your real name, I’ll have you know that my miniature horse is a service animal. I have dyslexia. Buttermilk Biscuit here helps me differentiate Bs and Ds. He clops his hoof once for a B and twice for a D. So wither you like it or not, he will be joining me for breakfast this morning at Benny’s. Clop! Clop! I mean Denny’s.

Well assistant-manager Jairon, if that is your real name, I’ll have you know that my miniature horse is a service animal. I have dyslexia. Buttermilk Biscuit here helps me differentiate Bs and Ds. He clops his hoof once for a B and twice for a D. So wither you like it or not, he will be joining me for breakfast this morning at Benny’s. Clop! Clop! I mean Denny’s.

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror…

Go away mom, I’m in my room!

Go away mom, I’m in my room!

Lemmy says: These are shorts! I’m cool.

Lemmy says: These are shorts! I’m cool.

kgthunder:

Just one of those nights on the internet.

This was on TV the other night and I watched it. Still awesome.

So yeah, I think my Richard Gere robot is coming along well. See you at the Oscars.

So yeah, I think my Richard Gere robot is coming along well. See you at the Oscars.

Tombstones seem really expensive. I wonder if you can get a pre-engraved one if you have a really common name? Like those key chains and pencils they sell in the middle of the mall.

Tombstones seem really expensive. I wonder if you can get a pre-engraved one if you have a really common name? Like those key chains and pencils they sell in the middle of the mall.

Johnny’s Encyclopedia of complicated insults: If you know someone that is way too tanned and is starting to get a leathery face, sidle up to them and say, So I hear the saw’s family.

Johnny’s Encyclopedia of complicated insults: If you know someone that is way too tanned and is starting to get a leathery face, sidle up to them and say, So I hear the saw’s family.

This could be the premise for an awesome porno.

This could be the premise for an awesome porno.

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